Good morning to you all! Well, I need some levity this morning. Life is good and I can’t complain over anything except I still haven’t taken a shower yet (I’m getting there…)
I needed to relax and laugh and here is the best way I know how. Here are some good definitions from one of the best Christmas presents:
Burrito: A delicious way to alienate the guests at the party you will soon be attending.
Hippie: Someone God always turns into a corporate executive just to make sure we never lose our sense of irony.
Monopoly: A board game that allows family members the thrill of screwing each other over financially.
No: A word not understood by dogs, children or commissioned salespeople.
Opinionated: Knowing absolutely nothing really loudly.
If you like these few, look for the book below at your physical or online bookstore (probably have more luck at your online one though):