Sunday Levity: What Not to Say to Writers

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Sorry about the smaller pic but I thought this was a great list and definitely worthy of the Sunday Levity post.

I have heard these many a times but I’ll go over my favorites and give my best sarcastic answers.

2. Must be nice not having a real job.

It really is!  I just wake up each morning at whatever time I feel like, make some coffee, watch some Netflix, eat lunch, and then if I feel like it, hash out a couple thousand words and send them off to my agent.  Then, I eat dinner and watch more Netflix and finally go to bed whenever I feel like it.  The best part is, I just let the money role in from royalties as I’m counting sheep.  Ah, the good life.

7. Can I be a character in one of your stories?

Oh, but you already are!  Trust me, you’ll be happy once you see yourself but I have to warn you, I’m not responsible for the things that happen to you.

10. You’re writing a book?  Tell me everything.

Well, you see, there’s this guy and he does this thing and this other thing happens and this guy, you know, the one I mentioned before.  Well, you see, he has to do this one thing, but that turns into this other thing, and then he finds out he did it all wrong.  So, well, you see, he has to go back and correct his mistake just he can get to the end and find true happiness.

LOL.  Honestly, I’m not this snarky in real life and probably wouldn’t answer these questions that way but I cannot help writing sarcasm.  Scathing and biting are the most colorful in the sarcasm tones.  Have a great Sunday everyone!

2 Responses

  1. Actually you are this snarky in real life haha.

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